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Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea When Chelsea Handler Needs To Get A Few Things Off Her Chest, She Appeals To A Higher Power Vodka You Would Too If You Found Out That Your Boyfriend Was Having An Affair With A Peekapoo Or If You Had To Pretend To Be Honeymooning With Your Father In Order To Upgrade To First Class Welcome To Chelsea S World A Place Where Absurdity Reigns Supreme And A Quick Wit Is The Best Line Of DefenseIn This Hilarious, Deliciously Skewed Collection, Chelsea Mines Her Past For Stories About Her Family, Relationships, And Career That Are At Once Singular And Ridiculous Whether She S Convincing Her Third Grade Class That She Has Been Tapped To Play Goldie Hawn S Daughter In The Sequel To Private Benjamin, Deciding To Be Egalitarian By Dating A Redhead, Or Looking Out For A Foulmouthed, Rum Swilling Little Person Who Looks Just Like Her Only Smaller, Chelsea Has A Knack For Getting Herself Into The Most Outrageous Situations Are You There, Vodka It S Me, Chelsea Showcases The Candor And Irresistible Turns Of Phrase That Have Made Her One Of The Freshest Voices In Comedy Today


About the Author: Chelsea Handler

Chelsea Handler has become one of entertainment s most sought after and versatile rising stars In July 2007, Chelsea broke into the world of late night talk shows with her E Entertainment series, Chelsea Lately airing weeknights at 11 00 p.m Consistently the network s highest rated program, Chelsea Lately offers a tongue in cheek look at entertainment news, celebrity truths, and rumors that just won t die, along with other hot topics of the day Bringing refreshing new energy to and redefining perceptions of the talk show, Chelsea Lately is an authentic and hilarious commentary on the celebrity culture around us Both Handler and the show have also been recognized as pioneers in late night with the show boasting five female writers to account for half of its writing staff This is unprecedented in the late night arena that has historically been dominated by male hosts and writers.In addition to her wildly successful television series, Chelsea is equally well known as a best selling author On March 28, 2010, she achieved a spectacular feat when her three books took the 1, 2, and 3 spots on the New York Times Best Seller list Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang, from Grand Central Publishing, was the 1 nonfiction hardcover Are You There, Vodka It s Me, Chelsea, from Simon Spotlight Entertainment, was the 2 nonfiction paperback and My Horizontal Life, from Bloomsbury, was the 3 nonfiction paperback In hardcover, Are You There, Vodka It s Me, Chelseadebuted at 1 on the New York Times Best Seller list when published in April 2008, and My Horizontal Life has been a bestseller for 80 weeks As a testament to her versatility and tireless work ethic, Chelsea s 21 city comedy tour, also entitled Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang and sponsored by Belvedere Vodka, kicked off in March 2010 After tickets sold out immediately, Live Nation added 15shows As one of the nation s most acclaimed and cutting edge comedians, Handler delivers a sharp combination of fearless honesty, ironic riffs, and self deprecations with no shortage of material.With her roots in both stand up comedy and television, Chelsea was also the star of Oxygen s Girls Behaving Badly now syndicated in over 90 markets for all of its four seasons She also starred on E in The Chelsea Handler Show In 2007 2008, Chelsea starred with Jenny McCarthy and Leah Remini in the hugely popular MSN online web series In The Motherhood.In March 2009, Chelsea was honored the prestigious Ally for Equality Award by the Human Rights Campaign, recognizing the outstanding efforts of those who dedicate time, energy, spirit and whole hearted commitment to better the lives of LGBT people She continues to be an influential and dedicated advocate for the LGBT community.Handler, who grew up in New Jersey, currently resides in Los Angeles.



10 thoughts on “Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

  1. says:

    Horrible Chelsea Lately is a great show, and Chelsea Handler a talented comedian But this book is bad A colossal disappointment The whole crass shock value thing wears thin really quickly I might have laughed a couple of times, but not enough to warrant even a second star.


  2. says:

    Submitted three essays and completed one test yesterday so I read this book to reward myself.


  3. says:

    Find all of my reviews at DID IT I DID IT I DID A DNF Mind you, it was an audiobook of a physical book I had already read, but hey I had to start somewhere, right So now you might be wondering how in the eff am I managing to 1 Star something I 4 Starred in the past Welllllll, lemme tell yaChelsea Handler has a voice that I want to punch right in the throat I convinced myself I could get past it and t


  4. says:

    Cutting edge, funny sexy stories Having seen Chelsea doing stand up and on Girls Behaving Badly, I was anxious to see how her wicked sarcastic wit would translate into text It s fantastic A seriously gifted writer, who combines funny and raunchy better than any woman.I mean wild, hilarious and uninhibited story telling And it s not just the sheer ridiculous situations she encounters She reflects about her min


  5. says:

    Admittedly, I don t usually read books like this, but found Are You There, Vodka It s Me, Chelsea to be an overall entertaining collection The first four essays were, far and away, the best in the collection Until reading this book, I had no familiarity with Handler Totally underwhelming and inconsistently hilarious Admittedly, the parts that were funny really were fantastic However, Chelsea Handler glosses over and r


  6. says:

    This sort of book and the positive outpouring for it make me really feel like I must have missed the boat somewhere in the last couple decades of culture or something Maybe it is that I have never seen Handler s stand up and came to this book expecting something a little bit different Perhaps Handler s shtick is that she is merely making a tongue in cheek imitation of the cliche mean girl that we all know from our high school


  7. says:

    Ah Chelsea, Hilarious Read this on the plane ride back from atlanta She never disappoints and I m certain i annoyed rows 18 and 20 of Airtran Flight 176, and possibly rows 17 and 21 at certain points in the book with my laughter Would recommend it to anyone


  8. says:

    Chelsea Handler just might be the most obnoxious, dumb smart person ever Yet this book was hilarious, and I couldn t read it fast enough Sometimes that s all it takes for something to be considered good.


  9. says:

    Buhwahahaha This woman is easily the funniest woman in the entertainment industry Yes, she s rude and crude, and definitely not for the prude But I just can t help it I love her She brings out the evil maniacal laugh in me, if case you didn t already notice.Since her other book is entitled My Horizontal Life A Collection of One Night Stands , you can be fairly certain this book will also include sexual content as well as a lot of adult language So if th


  10. says:

    3 stars for me I listened to this on audio and like my GR friend Kelly stated, Chelsea s voice can be a bit much Also, did all of these things truly happen Some of them seem a bit over the top and maybe a bit embellished to make a better story I think calling her dad bitch tits is bad It just sounds stupid to me There were quite a few times when I laughed out loud though I am certainly not opposed to readingof her stories I used to watch her show on tv and I won


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